I was looking for a topic for this blog, not really finding anything interesting since, well, nothing interesting is happening of late.
I mean, do y'all really care that I'm about to install the second to last piece of my hardwood floor? I'll let you know when it's done; 'till then, nothing.
That's when Mr Electrifying came to my rescue. He said: "when are you going to mention me and how amazing it is to work with me?"
Right now.
To protect the innocents (and not get dooced), the identity of John Bateman will remain garded and he will be refered to as "Mr Electrifying".
So I work with this guy, Mr Electrifying. It is really amazing to work with this guy. I mean, you know, really amazing. Every day, I say to myself "self, don't you just find it amazing to work with this guy?", and I answer myself "yes, self, I do."
More details, more specifics, you ask? Ok. Mr Electrifying first got the title when he decided to hand out Electrifying Pointstm to people that would come up with new and cool ideas or ways to do stuff. Something that would impress him.
Of course, I had the largest number of Electrifying Pointstm, but I always said it was because Mr Electrifying wasn't giving himself any. The incentive to getting EPs was that anybody with 50 points would get a free lunch. Oddly, nobody ever made it that far...
And, of course, I have to give him all the credit for introducing me to fatguyshirts.com.
Thank you, Mr Electrifying, for being so amazing.
I expect my check to be in the mail.
