I have to write something. Must... keep... site... updated... *drool*
I need some excitement in our lives. Wouldn't it be cool to say "yesterday we saved the world from a nuclear holocaust"? Interesting concept: can spies have blogs? If so, what would they write? Wouldn't it just kill them to write entries about their boring "secret identity" and keeping all the "fun" stuff out?
Actually, it would probably kill them to write about the fun stuff. Literally.
Speaking of saving the world from nuclear holocaust, I must add two things. First, what's with them people saying "nucular"? I mean come on: it's a word. You see the word, you say the word. You don't say "cherry" when reading "chair", so what gives? Second, do not under any circumstances rent the movie The Manchurian Candidate. We did last night, and I'm still waiting for something to happen (in the movie). At one time we had to pause it and the still frame was about as exciting as the movie. Or at least, as entertaining.
(It's set in the aftermath of the Gulf War where some soldiers were brainwashed into taking over the government so they could shape it into what this multinational corporation wants, blah blah blah. Oh! and "USA is the best thing in the universe" galore.)
See the references? "Nuclear holocaust" to people saying "nucular" and to a movie that makes you wish it would happen so you wouldn't have to watch the movie. I think it makes sense somewhere, does it not?
So how many words was that, 254? Does that qualify as an entry? It will today. Tune in tomorrow, when I will describe in excruciating details my upcoming trip to the motorcycle shop (where I have to drop my bike for it's scheduled inspection and buy new gloves). The suspense and excitement will keep you breathless. If not, it should be short enough to read in one breath...
