As I sat down to begin my work day I thought of the perfect topic for an entry. I almost wrote it down just to make sure I remember, but I figured 30 minutes is not long enough to forget.
I was wrong.
So I'll fill this up with my "backup" topic, from an evening of watching my Family Guy DVD.
In the episode Road to Rhode Island, Brian (the dog) finds himself at the ranch where he was born -- where he was taken away from his mother at a very young age. The owner tells him that his mother passed a year before, but they loved her so much they had her stuffed and placed in their living room (to serve as a table). Somewhat outraged, Brian "kidnaps" his mother's body to burry in the park.
Then Brian and Stewie (the baby) have a quick dialog.
Brian: "Say something."
Stewie: "What?"
"Just say something, please!"
"Oh for God's sake. Hum. Ye and God said to Abraham, you will kill your son Isaac. And Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone. And God said, oh I'm sorry is this better? Check check, check, Jerry pull the high end out I'm still getting some hiss back here."
"Say something about my mother!"
"Oh yes, hum, sorry. Hum. I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table. She was sturdy, all four legs the same length..."
"Thanks, thanks, that's enough."
